The vendors of that device - an "internal module" that, judging by the illustration, apparently resembles a purple suppository rather than the sort of thing wielded by Conan the Barbarian or Captain America - refer to fin de siecle inventor Nikola Tesla, who apparently discovered that "everything that exists possesses a unique vibratory rate which resonates with the heart of the cosmos".
The vendors report that they are "priviledged [sic] to have been given exclusive access to some of Nikola Tesla's papers and have been able to update and upgrade the original design of The Tesla Personal Oscillator". The new device -
has two active elements which act in synergy with one another. These are the bioactive outer shell which was invented and developed by Nikola Tesla and his assistant Ralph Bergstresser, and the bioactive internal module which was developed by Life Technology™.What, you ask, are tachyons?
The specialist bioactive outer shell of The Tesla Shield™ was developed by Nikola Tesla and Ralph Bergstresser. The bioactive outer shell of The Tesla Shield™ is created by the Tesla/Bergstresser process and allows the device to resonate with the cosmic energy particles known as tachyons. The Tesla Shield™ emits a positive tachyon field with a radius of approximately 10 meters which is capable of penetrating any material substance or living organism.
Tachyon energy is observed to affect subatomic structures in an ordering way, aligning molecular structures uniformly, harmonizing life energy and by neutralising disruptive or dissonant fields.Presumably you do not need an alfoil beanie if you have the device. The vendors explain that -
Tesla said, that when tachyons are slowed down, they produce energy fields of high density. As conveyors of intrinsic energy fields they are said to have a very beneficial effect on living organisms and to neutralize negative fields.
The bioactive outer shell of The Tesla Shield™ generates a field that slows down the cosmic particles known as tachyons. In this manner the surface of The Tesla Shield™ gets charged with subtle energy which is then conveyed to the energy field of the user.But wait, there's more good news if you're into quantum mysticism such as notions of the Akashic Field.
The Tesla Shield™ has the ability to transfer specific information rich energy from the Schumann Resonance Field to the human bioenergetic field. The Schumann Resonance Field is a natural magnetic field with a unique harmonic frequency of 7.83Hz. It is scientifically recognised that The Schumann Resonance Field performs a vitally important function of sustaining all life on the planet through its ability to support and maintain the electromagnetic energy field of all organisms. ...If you are worried about handing over your money, never fear. You are reassured that -
The Tesla Shield™ incorporates several synergistic technologies as a basis for its creation and capsular design. The Tesla Shield™ is a functional creation based on the principles of sacred geometry, zero point energy, orgonomy, superconductivity, and harmonic frequencies of light.
The bioactive outer shell of The Tesla Shield™ has a unique crystal lattice structure which is identical to that of rubies and sapphires which share the same chemical composition. Coincidentally, rubies are highly prized in many parts of the world for their healing properties, particularly in India where they are known as Power Stones and are commonly worn by men to enhance their health, vitality and strength.And on and on it goes, replete with statements such as -
The internal module consists of a pair of harmonically coupled Zeusite™ microsphere resonators and a Quantum Microvortex™ caduceus coil. Before final assembly at our laboratory, The Zeusite™ microsphere resonators are psychotronically programmed with specific frequencies which promote the health and wellbeing of the mind body and soul.The sacred Lost Cubit! Ooooh, scary.
Zeusite™ is a unique proprietary material developed by Life Technology™ as a result of our research into novel materials which have the inherent capability to mitigate the effects of electromagnetic radiation EMR.
Zeusite™ consists of a high energy compressed matrix of precious and semi precious stones, precious and non precious conductive metals, and monatomic covalent mineral elements which are specifically chosen not only for their protective effetcs [sic] but also their subtle energy enhancement effects.
Aside from the Zeusite™ microsphere resonators, The Tesla Shield™ internal module also incorporates a Quantum Microvortex™ orgone generating caduceus coil. This specially designed Quantum Microvortex™ orgone generating caduceus coil utilises the sacred Lost Cubit measurement.
The Lost Cubit was discovered in April of 2000 by German astrophysicist Hans Becker and has, in the last ten years, been extensively researched by the well known metaphysical researcher Slim Spurling. The Lost Cubit is a previously unknown cubit length which fills a harmonic gap between the Sacred and Royal cubit lengths of Ancient Egypt. Research and calculations made by Becker indicate that the Lost cubit may well have been deliberately omitted from ancient records due to its important and powerful esoteric significance.I am unpersuaded by claims regarding The Lost Cubit but then, as noted elsewhere in this blog, I'm equally unimpressed by claims in publications such as World Futures regarding reincarnation, precognition, remote healing and so forth. As a sceptic I can't help questioning mumbo jumbo such as Ervin Laszlo's bizarro "Communication with entities that are no longer living in the familiar form in this world but are alive nonetheless".
The secrets of The Lost Cubit were always strongly guarded by the priesthood of Egypt, and were reserved exclusively for high initiates and Phaoroh himself. This is why there are no records of the Lost cubit to be found in orthodox historical records.
The Lost Cubit is derived from the sum of the polar and equatorial circumferences of the Earth divided by the speed of light. The Lost Cubit therefore relates to cosmic harmonics in a special way. Due to its dual ability to resonate with cosmic energy frequencies and earth energy frequencies, The Lost Cubit is the secret key to extraordinary health and extreme longevity.
The Lost Cubit has a natural resonant frequency of 177 megahertz which corresponds to the frequency of DNA, thereby facilitating DNA repair and the capability of consciously controlled DNA activation and ascension. It is becoming more widely accepted by scientists that DNA acts as an antenna for light energy, and therefore the harmonic frequencies of light and The Lost Cubit in particular are vitally important aspects of the equation.
If you are thinking of buying The Tesla Shield™ the vendors indicate that the "benefits" include -
Protection Against Harmful Electromagnetic Radiation (AKA EMF EMR EMP)All that and more, as "The Tesla Shield™ Has Many More Uses Which Are Regularly Discussed At The Life Technology™ Blog And Forum").
Heals Strengthens And Protects Mind Body And Soul
Balances And Enhances The Biophysical Energy Field
Promotes Mental Clarity Focus And Concentration
Promotes A Sense Of Balance And Centeredness
Promotes Feelings Of Love Joy Peace And Happiness
Helps You Become Relaxed Harmonious Peaceful And Calm
Neutralizes Disharmonious Or Negative Energies
Clears Negative Energies Of Cosmic Or Telluric Origin
Helps To Releases Blockages Or Stagnant Energy
Awakens And Enhances Psychic And Healing Abilities
Ideal for Healers, Lightworkers and Channelers
Expands Consciousness And Awareness
Rapid Revitalisation Of The Organism
Diminishes Fatigue And Tiredness
Enhances Physical Strength And Stamina
Improves Sleep
Retards Aging
Acts As A 24/7 Passive Psychic Shield
Energises Food And Water
Stimulates The Third Eye Chakra Improving Intuition And Creativity
Assists Connection To The Divine Source
Empowers Meditation And Prayer
Facilitates Ascension
Increases Synchronicity
Enhances Manifesting Abilities
Assists Astral Projection And Lucid Dreaming
Suitable For Adults And Children Of Any Age
Beneficial For Pets Animals And Plants
Use As A Pendulum In Chakra And Aura Balancing
Use As A Transmitter Pendulum In Distant Healing
Use As A Tuning Pendulum In Radionics
Use As A Pendulum For Radiesthesia And Dowsing
The disclaimer on the site states that -
In accordance with FDA regulations and the laws of The USA we must state the following: Products and equipment supplied by Life Technology™ are on the cutting edge of technology in the field of holistic healthcare. However, these products are intended for research purposes only, no medical claims are stated or implied. Descriptions used are subtle energy references only and should not be interpreted to apply to physical conditions. The products and equipment supplied by Life Technology™ are not designed to be used in diagnosis or treatment, rather they are designed to make muscle testing remedies only.Interested in buying something that will purportedly assist "astral projection", retard aging, heal "mind body soul" and presumably facilitate engagement with "The Oneness Blessing"? Any last minute hesitations will presumably be removed - along with the negative fields and manifestions of those who are no longer living but are nonetheless alive - by reading that the device has "been independently evaluated by the famous author and paranormal investigator Joshua P Warren. Joshua Warren is widely regarded to be the world's foremost paranormal investigator / metaphysical researcher". Foremost researcher? So much for Targ and Puthoff, the researchers who reported that Uri Geller was the genuine article.
None of the statements in this or any other pages at this website should be construed as claims or representation that this or any of the products or services from Life Technology™ are offered for the diagnosis, treatment, mitigation, cure or prevention of any disease. The products services and statements presented at The Life Technology site have not been evaluated by the FDA.
The vendors of the amazing shield kindly offer The Atlantean Power Crystal™ ("The Healing Technology Of Atlantis Utilised In 21st Century Vibrational Medicine") and The Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet™ ("Harnessing The Power Of Psychotronics In Engineering Financial Abundance"). The latter, sounding very like the quantum mysticism espoused by Laszlo and his devotees, is apparently new and improved -
Through the aid of spiritual guidance given to us by the Archangel Mikhail we have discovered a uniquely different and improved method of creating our well known Psychotronic Money Magnet. The new method was delivered to us through an exceptionally gifted channel and we were astounded by the information that we were privileged to have received. According to the information the new Scalar Vector Programming Method which we have adopted can raise the subtle energy characteristics and the manifesting capabilities of The Psychotronic Money Magnet more than one hundred fold!Whahoo!
It was explained to us by the Archangel Mikhail that mankind was to be allowed to see the truth that we all have a connection to the source of all and that abundance is the natural state of the universe. We all have access to that state through meditation. The Psychotronic Money Magnet merely super-connects our consciousness to the source of all abundance more quickly and easily than meditation or any other known method.The World Futures editor characterises the brain as a "quantum field transceiver"; the Money Magnet people rely on a modem analogy. The Magnet vendors, with phrasing that resembles Laszlo's "Oneness Blessing", indicate that -
To use an analogy, The Psychotronic Money Magnet operates like a high speed modem which hooks up our subconscious minds and etheric fields to the creative software of the universe.
It is important to point out that we were chosen to have been given this valuable information to benefit the financial situation of others so that we could continue unhindered with our important work of providing healing services to the earth and mankind. The universe and the higher spheres of creation will always assist when they recognise a project that will ultimately benefit mankind and facilitate the ascension to the fifth dimension.
