17 November 2010

Time to lose the safety blanket

There comes a day when it's time to abandon the safety blanket or the much-loved (and decidedly worse-for-wear) plush animal.

A few weeks ago the Prime Minister justified sui generis - and arguably unnecessary - protection for St Mary MacKillop by characterising it as "further recognition of the significance that Mary MacKillop's life holds, not only for the five million Australians of Catholic faith, but for all Australians".

Today the Governor-General has gummed the national bunny rug, responding to announcement of the engagement of William Windsor and Kate Middleton by stating that the news has "warmed our nation's heart" [PDF]. Oh dear, nothing like going emo over a historical anachronism and constitutional problem, ie the British royals.

Mr Windsor explained that he gave Ms Middleton the engagement ring used by his late mother Princess Diana so that she could be with them in spirit.
It was my way of making sure my mother didn't miss out on today and the excitement of the fact that we are going to spend the rest of our lives together.
Life father, like son.

The Governor-General trilled that the forthcoming wedding was "a unifying time of much joy and celebration". Why stop there?
I am sure that Australians look forward with anticipation and excitement to hearing of your wedding preparations as they unfold.

And, naturally, we will take immense pleasure in welcoming you both on the occasion of your first visit to Australia together some time in the future.

Your Royal Highness, your announcement has warmed our nation's heart.
Some Australians are, of course, indifferent and might be amused by the Prime Minister's pronouncement that 'the couple have the nation's best wishes'.

The Prince is well known for his charity work and for his ongoing service in the British Royal Air Force.

Prince William left a strong impression on many Australians during his visit at the beginning of the year.

"Ms Middleton will no doubt strengthen this remarkable reputation and she has the nation's best wishes and support.
Enough with the superlatives.